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Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.

Amen someone finally brought this out

i have a theory that after she lost her fairy friends and has to put up with peter she becomes a takes no shit bitch

oh it got sad






I think it’s Thor’s daughter in the future….. Maybe?

Its supposed to be Sigyn, the Goddess of Fidelity who, in norse mythology, is a beautiful blond woman who is Loki’s faithful wife. In the marvel universe, because she is in the comics a bit, She was meant to marry another warrior named Theoric, but Loki wanted her very much so he killed Theoric in the forest, disguised himself as the warrior and married Sigyn. When the truth came out, Odin wanted to punish Loki and Annul the marriage, but Sigyn remained loyal and so they were allowed to be together and she earned her title as Goddess of Fidelity.

She is always loyal to him, even when he pushes her away. The only myth that really includes her is when Loki is being punished by being tied down under a snake that drops poison from its fangs onto Loki, but Sigyn sits beside him and catches the poison in a bowl to save her husband who she loves.

Im 99.8% sure thats who the girl in this comic is supposed to be.

i love this comic







Because everyone needs Tom to climb up their dashboards.

peendivision our general is here

Tom: aggressively climbs into my bedroom window

Me: aggressively calls the peendivision over for an impromptu slumber party

Yes yes! We’ll bring the cloning equipment! And the equipment to make a cast of the Peen! And your best lingerie! And the wildest fantasies!

You really can buy anything on Amazon. Behold the Create a Mate!

I’m telling you guys, I said it last night, and I’ll say it again:

someone’s gonna take the cast they just made during Crimson Peak, and in six months time, there will be “The Buckingham Phallus” on sale at sex shops everywhere, as all us bitches are gonna know EXACTLY who it was fucking cast from.

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